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"RECRU�II"
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Alas!
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What the hell...
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Hey, come here!
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Make way for the boss,
come on, get out of here!
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Thank you.
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Friends and distinguished citizens
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of the town of Claim Cove.
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This year is very special.
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The governor of our great state
plan a visit in this city.
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And he could visit
prove profitable for all of us.
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The governor has us
promised a new highway
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paid in full by the state.
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Well, if not that
is the infamous Steve Gorman.
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You can call me Larry, Larry the Lobster.
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To get this highway
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this time it has to be
improve traffic conditions.
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I will train today
Captain Magruder, Chief of Police
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to establish a new police division
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to patrol on
our streets and highways.
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and a special division
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which will be recruited
entirely among civilians.
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What better way...
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How long do you think the speech will last?
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I don't know, it could take hours.
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And what other way
better to commemorate
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the dawn of this new era of prosperity,
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than with this statue
of the symbol of our city,
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which will be unveiled today
by our official mascot
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Larry the Lobster!
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Looks like we've lost Larry the Lobster,
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but now...
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do you want to do the honors, my dear?
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Friends...
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I now offer you the "Spirit of Claim Cove".
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Steve!
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Get down...
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Captain, you can't convert any civilians
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in the police on the motorcycle
In just two weeks.
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My captain, how are we going to do this?
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The mayor insisted that he must
be ready to escort the governor.
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Listen to both of them carefully.
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When the governor will come
to present to the mayor
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the fat check for the highway,
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let's assume that
Something happens, for example
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an assassination attempt.
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Sir?
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I said "attempt," Stonewall.
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Nothing bad will happen to her,
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but these civilian recruits
who guard the governor
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they have to give it completely to the bar.
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They're going to make a real mess, aren't they?
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Javohl, my captain.
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And who will be to blame if the mayor
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and his personal division
are they going to give it to the bar?
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Certainly�� the mayor.
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Then the mayor will have to
resign and someone will take his place.
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But that someone will be me.
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But, sir, if the recruits will do it
good job protecting the governor?
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That's why we have to find them
the most inept, incompetent
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and old people from the city
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And let's recruit them in the division.
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But, sir, where will it be?
do we find this kind of people?
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We can start with your family.
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Are you the "Sexy Lady"?
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Did you say something, mate?
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The Sexy Lady, I put the rest
that it is like a dream.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm from the cleaning company, I have
came to clean the Sexy Lady.
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Lady of Tomorrow.
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- Is this Virgo?
- Yes, it is the "Virgo" yacht.
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Start with the upper deck.
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What would you say if he started from the ground up?
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It seems they would
he liked a good book.
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Listen, little louse...
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Okay, I'll deal with the upper part.
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God, what a chore.
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Alas!
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What are you doing pervert? I'm going to kill you!
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Holy God, that's what I call it
I am a cool and good-looking pair of girls!
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I think I found some flavors
which I haven't tried, man.
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- Not yet...
- Let's go after them.
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Come on, give me a hand
help with these signs.
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Ladies, I'm coming now!
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- Ladies, you must come with me.
- Get out of here.
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- Are you kind of weird?
- I'm a nurse.
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It looks like an ice cream cone to me.
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Ladies, this is it
a code red emergency.
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You don't realize that now
your bodies are bombarded
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of dangerous chemicals
emanating from the ozone hole in the hemisphere� ?
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Do you see this?
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It's an incoming order
directly from the governor.
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I need to examine you for
metamorphic plutonium exposure syndrome.
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Of course you do, or you better have it
he wants you to make a sandwich with the two of us.
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Help me, help me...
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Please, I'm in pain.
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God...
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- Brother...
- Quick, give me your hand!
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God, what is happening to me?
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It's definitely the syndrome
exposure to metamorphic atoms.
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I thought you said metamorphic plutonium.
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There is no time for us
we argue for a diagnosis.
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I think I'm dying.
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God, what lips!
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What skin...
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What the...
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You definitely have the syndrome.
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- Take off her bra.
- Okay...
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- What?
- You can start the massage, nurse.
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God, I haven't seen it before
there's something in medical school.
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Good tag, Herr Doctor!
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Good, policewoman, take them out
blues, I'll come to you in a moment.
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I told him it won't work.
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It was just bad luck, man.
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One chance in a thousand
a policeman to be there.
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How come it's always
do we get that one in a thousand chance?
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Shut up, man, I don't want to
I excite this weirdo.
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I'm not a freak, mate.
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Man, I don't talk to fish.
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In fact, lobsters are not fish.
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Who asked for his opinion, dwarf?
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Look, we're here together, okay?
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We'd rather be friends.
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I'm Steve Gorman.
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I desecrated a public monument.
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Mike Budowsky, I pretended to be a doctor.
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Winston Richcliff the Third,
I pretended to be a black man.
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Howie Glockstien, breaking and entering.
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gross indecency,
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attempted murder,
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sexual violence and attempted rape.
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You think they're going to take me
to jail for this?
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Man, I hope so.
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I hope they lose the key, man.
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Hey, what's going on there?
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Let's go and see.
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But they want us to stay here.
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Come on!
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Please enroll
in our division...
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- The name?
-Mike Murphy.
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It's all here, sir.
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Graduated in criminology,
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black belt in karate
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Olympic medalist, elite shooter.
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- Elite shooter?
- Yes, sir.
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- You are exactly the man that...
- Just a moment!
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- What medal was it?
- Silver, sir.
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Of silver? My grandmother has a silver one.
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But I was at one point
distance�� from the golden one, I swear.
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One point is too many,
come on, move, get out of here!
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- Captain, one point.
- Shut up!
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The next one.
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Qualifications?
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When will he give us something to drink?
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You dirty and dirty vagabond, go
to lie down somewhere.
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We have official business here.
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Easier, write I.
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- What, should I enroll them?
- You heard me, he writes.
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No, thank you.
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Captain!
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The next one.
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Do you have a position for me, Stonewall?
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I'm sure there is nothing
because you didn't try, Brasil.
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Get out of here!
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write it down!
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The next one.
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excuse me...
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I don't have any kind of
experienced and afraid of weapons,
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but I was wondering if
I can be a policeman.
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I agree, do you agree?
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- Yes, write it down!
- Okay.
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The next one.
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My name is Clint
I want to join the police.
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The cinema is
down the street, Clint.
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Go get some popcorn.
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I said I want to
I join the police.
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Yeah, how about that, Clint?
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What do you say if this thing will
screw it up, you bastard.
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Yes, write them down.
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Thanks man, you won't regret it.
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Thanks guys.
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It will be fine.
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This is the mayor's daughter.
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I want to be a policeman.
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you?
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- Do you want to be a policeman?
- Brad.
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Tell me what qualifications do you have?
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I like the skin.
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- Good!
- Good!
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- The name?
- Thunderhead.
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- Write them down!
- No!
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Thank you...
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Beautifully handwritten.
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Mike, can you believe what you're missing?
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Will there be police?
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We only need three or four more.
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But, my captain, they are
the only ones who have the necessary qualifications.
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What about the four boys over there?
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They are nothing but
no ordinary criminals.
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Don't mind us
we take our lobster and leave here.
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Exactly what this division needs.
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- Stonewall, lay hands on them.
- Sir!
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Get up, let's go!
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Let's go, this way, come on, standing up.
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Come on, let's go.
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Let's go right away.
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I brought them, sir!
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Please, I don't want to die.
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I'm allergic to guns.
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- Yes, so do I.
- I'm an idiot.
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Shut up!
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Sergeant, you gave it to these bastards
permission to leave the ward?
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- No, sir!
- I didn't even think so.
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We have an escape attempt,
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resisting arrest.
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How much will they receive?
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- Five years, maybe more.
- Five years?
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Take care, dwarf!
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On the other hand
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he could join the police division
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And he could escape more easily.
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Amazing!
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He would rehabilitate me immediately.
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Me too.
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Holy God!
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I was finally cured.
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Sergeant, enlist the monkeys.
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Let's go!
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Listen!
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Listen, idiots!
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My name is Sergeant Major Stonewall.
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She is Sergeant Schiccklegruber.
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We both have two weeks
to teach you idiots
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to walk, to talk
and behave yourself
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like some policemen on motorcycles.
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At the end of the period it would
could and I repeat, could
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to have the opportunity to
escort our governor.
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God, I'm so excited
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that I feel like tearing myself to pieces.
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the name?
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Steve Gorman, Sgt.
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Gorman...
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I don't want to hear ironic remarks.
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If you ever do this to me again
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I'm going to beat his ass all over the place
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so loud
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that you will beat yourself up.
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Did you understand?
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sergeant!
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Yes, Sergeant.
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It's much, much better.
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Gorman.
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Sergeant Schicklegruber.
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dress them up
aliens in uniforms.
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Javohl, Sergeant Major.
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One, two, one, two...
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One, two, one, two...
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One, two...
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Men on the left, women on the right,
so we will have peace all night.
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Room 57, running step, you in room 58.
262
00:16:15,613 --> 00:16:17,211
When will they give us something to drink?
263
00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:19,828
There won't be any drink.
264
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,117
no cigarettes
265
00:16:21,445 --> 00:16:22,602
without caressing the night
266
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:23,734
and above all
267
00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:26,225
no women in the bedroom.
268
00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:27,324
have you heard
269
00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:29,813
- Excuse me, sergeant.
- What is it, Budowsky?
270
00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:33,117
If we don't bring women in
bedrooms how are we going to have sex?
271
00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:34,641
Sex?
272
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,055
Sex?!
273
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:40,227
Here is a police department,
Budowsky, not a summer camp.
274
00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:44,094
And I suggest you control yourself, boy!
275
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:46,885
thank you sergeant
I think I will have to.
276
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:49,273
Yes, if I somehow catch you fools,
277
00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:51,719
that you are looking towards that door,
278
00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:54,953
I'm going to beat you like that
too bad you're going to pick your noses
279
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,281
with your knockers.
280
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,188
Wake-up is at five in the morning.
281
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:00,750
Training starts tomorrow.
282
00:17:01,711 --> 00:17:03,308
Better sleep, boys.
283
00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:14,094
I'd rather be at
prison than to stay here.
284
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,445
At least in prison
don't wear these clothes.
285
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,344
- It's not really that bad.
- No?
286
00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:21,266
Give me one good reason
for which I should not go.
287
00:17:21,781 --> 00:17:23,734
A good reason? I'll give it three.
288
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:26,023
Pay attention to this.
289
00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,764
You convinced me!
290
00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:40,469
Honey, let me help you with your eyelashes.
291
00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:43,119
Since we will train together,
292
00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:45,828
maybe we should get to know each other better.
293
00:17:46,218 --> 00:17:47,351
What do you say, dear?
294
00:17:56,539 --> 00:17:57,891
God!
295
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,883
May it be!
296
00:18:04,352 --> 00:18:06,750
I think we will be roommates.
297
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,531
Looks like we'll have to share the bed.
298
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,938
God, I'm so tired.
299
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:19,875
And you seem a bit tired.
300
00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:23,578
- How about going to bed earlier?
- Okay, dear.
301
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,125
I like this.
302
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,117
Make yourself as comfortable as possible.
303
00:18:31,258 --> 00:18:33,305
This is...
304
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:37,754
- I think I need to take a shower.
- Yes...
305
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:39,719
I'll be right back.
306
00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:42,055
Darling...
307
00:18:42,451 --> 00:18:44,570
All right, dear.
308
00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:08,469
Excuse me...
309
00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:11,306
Looks like I forgot my soap
310
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,742
And I was wondering if I would
I could borrow yours.
311
00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:28,906
Hey, I'll rub your back
if you rub me too.
312
00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:51,406
Oh dear!
313
00:20:02,438 --> 00:20:04,805
Sick bastard!
314
00:20:22,546 --> 00:20:24,461
Faster to the worms.
315
00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:27,032
You have to run faster.
316
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,357
It wasn't nice what you did, girl.
317
00:20:29,516 --> 00:20:31,795
- Tell me what you wanted me to do?
- I don't know...
318
00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:34,621
He made me clean the whole room
of tongue sports, last evening�.
319
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:37,146
At least you had some exercise.
320
00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:39,629
I feel sorry for
what happened last night
321
00:20:39,746 --> 00:20:41,875
And I understand if not anymore
you want to talk to me
322
00:20:42,203 --> 00:20:44,888
But since we work together,
I think we should be friends.
323
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,625
I don't know... maybe.
324
00:20:47,797 --> 00:20:49,711
Great, how about sex
between friends?
325
00:21:11,409 --> 00:21:13,016
I feel like I need to lie down.
326
00:21:13,992 --> 00:21:15,727
I feel the same way.
327
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:18,975
Let's go.
328
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:26,031
Hurry, they will see us.
329
00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:29,703
- It looks comfortable here.
- No, not here.
330
00:21:52,655 --> 00:21:54,359
Let's go.
331
00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,552
Come on...
332
00:22:09,564 --> 00:22:11,859
Are you tired, sausage?
333
00:22:12,442 --> 00:22:14,914
Maybe you need
little help to get up.
334
00:22:15,559 --> 00:22:17,203
- Holy God!
- Again!
335
00:22:21,242 --> 00:22:22,625
Put your foot there.
336
00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:24,597
Look at that...
337
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:27,346
- This is something new.
- I know!
338
00:23:03,641 --> 00:23:04,898
How much money do you have with you?
339
00:23:05,681 --> 00:23:07,714
Damn it, police, let's go.
340
00:23:08,409 --> 00:23:10,523
Right there, yeah...
341
00:23:11,895 --> 00:23:13,797
Raise your hands higher, higher.
342
00:23:14,749 --> 00:23:15,827
Above!
343
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:16,938
That's it.
344
00:23:17,492 --> 00:23:18,664
Put the cuffs on.
345
00:23:19,328 --> 00:23:22,289
Wait a minute, May
First take off his pants.
346
00:23:23,061 --> 00:23:24,452
Spread your legs.
347
00:23:24,477 --> 00:23:25,602
Come on!
348
00:23:25,844 --> 00:23:28,149
Come on, take off his pants.
349
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:32,461
ok...
350
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,959
Up and down, up and down...
351
00:23:35,691 --> 00:23:37,695
Up and down!
352
00:23:37,727 --> 00:23:39,453
Louder, louder!
353
00:23:42,366 --> 00:23:44,233
Faster, faster.
354
00:23:47,345 --> 00:23:49,766
Louder, faster!
355
00:23:51,225 --> 00:23:53,258
What did he do in the car?
356
00:23:53,461 --> 00:23:55,820
Sir, actually that's not all.
357
00:23:56,689 --> 00:24:00,167
You know, we'll have to stick
the girls' uniforms immediately.
358
00:24:00,341 --> 00:24:02,719
- Captain, regarding the uniforms...
- What is it?
359
00:24:05,448 --> 00:24:07,800
I return to the office
mine for five minutes.
360
00:24:07,985 --> 00:24:11,395
When I return to this situation
it would do well to be different.
361
00:24:12,711 --> 00:24:13,750
Yes, sir.
362
00:24:13,992 --> 00:24:17,161
To lay down our arms,
first we remove the bullets.
363
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:20,647
- Are the weapons unloaded?
- Yes, Sergeant...
364
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:24,563
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
365
00:24:31,281 --> 00:24:33,352
Pull the trigger lightly.
366
00:24:33,734 --> 00:24:37,047
Relax
focus on the goal.
367
00:24:37,555 --> 00:24:39,016
Now take your weapons.
368
00:24:39,836 --> 00:24:40,844
you intend...
369
00:24:41,592 --> 00:24:43,116
Easy...
370
00:24:43,141 --> 00:24:44,203
and shoot!
371
00:25:09,247 --> 00:25:12,859
Sergeant, I've consumed them all
bullets, can i have more?
372
00:25:13,232 --> 00:25:16,285
Maybe we should try
373
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,320
something a little more pacifist, okay?
374
00:25:21,213 --> 00:25:22,734
Don't move, police!
375
00:25:23,508 --> 00:25:25,195
All right, buddy, you're under arrest!
376
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,534
Stupid cop, he might be hostile.
377
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,680
You always have to take his weapon.
378
00:25:34,047 --> 00:25:35,782
And to check what he hides under his clothes.
379
00:25:35,906 --> 00:25:37,336
Did you understand?
380
00:25:38,758 --> 00:25:40,266
All right, buddy, you're under arrest!
381
00:25:40,889 --> 00:25:42,672
Let's go!
382
00:25:43,532 --> 00:25:44,750
But first...
383
00:25:45,487 --> 00:25:47,104
Spread your legs.
384
00:25:52,789 --> 00:25:53,797
I can feel it.
385
00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:57,180
He has a gun in his pants.
386
00:25:57,930 --> 00:25:58,938
Okay, come back!
387
00:26:00,813 --> 00:26:04,219
Now I want you to take it out nice and slow.
388
00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,257
Put it on the table.
389
00:26:06,718 --> 00:26:08,574
I'm afraid I won't make it.
390
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:09,977
Don't mess with me.
391
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:11,905
Take it out.
392
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,025
Okay, you wanted this.
393
00:26:16,656 --> 00:26:17,680
God!
394
00:26:20,758 --> 00:26:23,117
Do you have a permit for that thing?
395
00:26:23,977 --> 00:26:27,199
I heard about the stunt
which you did today at the training ground.
396
00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:28,437
Budowsky...
397
00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:32,065
It was very funny.
398
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,323
- Thank you, sir.
- Shut up!
399
00:26:35,234 --> 00:26:38,734
You guys gave me the itch
since you came here.
400
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:42,117
Now I'm going to teach you a lesson.
401
00:26:42,719 --> 00:26:45,390
See these pieces by
equipment behind you?
402
00:26:45,514 --> 00:26:48,212
They have not been used for 12 years.
403
00:26:48,445 --> 00:26:51,810
I want you to clean them too
make them shine.
404
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,866
Let it be like us!
405
00:26:53,924 --> 00:26:55,275
All ten...
406
00:26:56,141 --> 00:26:59,279
When you finish, I want
to clean this garage
407
00:26:59,381 --> 00:27:01,102
And make them immaculate.
408
00:27:02,336 --> 00:27:03,422
Good day guys.
409
00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:05,187
and one night...
410
00:27:07,390 --> 00:27:08,436
Damn it!
411
00:27:08,579 --> 00:27:11,102
This guy is a big jerk.
412
00:27:11,585 --> 00:27:12,999
I have to go back to school.
413
00:27:13,601 --> 00:27:15,703
I have an idea.
414
00:27:16,391 --> 00:27:18,578
Watch out for this, guys.
415
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,626
Let's shoot his motorcycle.
416
00:27:22,777 --> 00:27:24,594
Let's get down to business.
417
00:27:24,742 --> 00:27:25,750
Attention!
418
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,124
Okay, dogs.
419
00:27:28,328 --> 00:27:30,789
This is a motorcycle.
420
00:27:31,145 --> 00:27:32,734
It is not a toy.
421
00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:35,578
It is a very piece
sophisticated equipment.
422
00:27:35,836 --> 00:27:38,330
Can someone tell me what
what kind of motorcycle is this?
423
00:27:38,777 --> 00:27:41,719
Yamaha special model
of 650 cmc, with 240 turbines.
424
00:27:42,297 --> 00:27:44,594
I see that someone is good at motorcycles.
425
00:27:45,006 --> 00:27:47,359
Dual body carburetor
and titanium exhaust.
426
00:27:47,406 --> 00:27:49,333
Okay, that's enough, Thunderhead.
427
00:27:49,457 --> 00:27:51,570
It's not a bad bike
for the ride, but...
428
00:27:51,609 --> 00:27:53,164
Shut up when I'm talking to you!
429
00:27:54,195 --> 00:27:56,617
Now many of you worms
430
00:27:56,719 --> 00:28:00,423
think you know how to walk
on a motorcycle, but you will escape.
431
00:28:00,696 --> 00:28:04,135
I am by far the best
motorcyclist from all over the state
432
00:28:04,331 --> 00:28:08,680
And I'm going to show you how
properly drive a motorcycle.
433
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:19,761
Let it go, you bastard.
434
00:28:55,031 --> 00:28:56,786
Sergeant, it's all up to you.
435
00:28:56,833 --> 00:28:59,677
Recruits should be prepared for
governor in less than a week.
436
00:28:59,789 --> 00:29:01,141
They will be ready, my captain.
437
00:29:01,593 --> 00:29:03,228
I want you to take them in traffic conditions
438
00:29:03,462 --> 00:29:05,303
let's see how it goes
in a real situation.
439
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,180
- By the way, do the motorbikes work?
- Javohl.
440
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,081
Okay, then learn to drive them.
441
00:29:11,719 --> 00:29:12,961
Does it hurt, Stonewall?
442
00:29:15,555 --> 00:29:16,563
Good.
443
00:30:37,621 --> 00:30:39,232
No!
444
00:30:51,063 --> 00:30:53,516
Okay, what's next now?
445
00:30:53,927 --> 00:30:56,930
Maybe you should get off
motorcycle today.
446
00:31:04,344 --> 00:31:07,320
Now we will see and we will debate
447
00:31:07,352 --> 00:31:09,781
how the police solve the problems
from pedestrian traffic.
448
00:31:10,699 --> 00:31:13,152
and why did you go out with him?
449
00:31:14,078 --> 00:31:16,602
Because you are lazy, irresponsible
450
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:19,125
And a sexual pervert.
451
00:31:19,227 --> 00:31:20,234
What do you mean?
452
00:31:21,026 --> 00:31:22,953
We have a typical situation.
453
00:31:23,406 --> 00:31:25,531
That man plans to
cross irregularly.
454
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:28,508
Now, how are we going to solve it?
this misdemeanor?
455
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,185
Maybe I could help them, Sergeant.
456
00:31:36,293 --> 00:31:37,633
Okay Clint, let it go.
457
00:31:48,368 --> 00:31:50,641
In the name of Himmler
and Gottlieb's, idiot!
458
00:31:50,859 --> 00:31:53,250
You could have killed the man.
459
00:31:53,281 --> 00:31:55,119
I didn't mean to kill them, Sergeant,
460
00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:58,285
I just wanted to shoot a few shots
of warning to his feet.
461
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:01,922
You know, Susan, I like you a lot
462
00:32:02,149 --> 00:32:04,434
and would like to know you better.
463
00:32:04,653 --> 00:32:06,101
To spend some time with you.
464
00:32:06,903 --> 00:32:09,766
- Okay, Steve, I'll go out with you.
- Wonderful!
465
00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:12,328
This shit really works.
466
00:32:15,148 --> 00:32:16,180
He is doing well.
467
00:32:17,648 --> 00:32:18,656
Good.
468
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,646
Talk to you later, Mayor.
469
00:32:21,734 --> 00:32:23,294
Thank you, goodbye, sir.
470
00:32:23,344 --> 00:32:24,352
What a jerk.
471
00:32:25,242 --> 00:32:26,475
What's the matter, captain?
472
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:29,871
The idiots were on
highway, unattended.
473
00:32:30,324 --> 00:32:32,609
How is that? After all they did today?
474
00:32:32,758 --> 00:32:35,172
Wait a minute, that's perfect.
475
00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:38,311
You don't understand how wrong I am
so much so that the mayor will be to blame.
476
00:32:38,383 --> 00:32:40,459
It's perfect, it works
better than i hoped.
477
00:32:40,522 --> 00:32:42,930
In fact, at night I want you to let them go.
478
00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:45,121
Have them monitor traffic tomorrow.
479
00:32:45,367 --> 00:32:46,375
I, I, I, I...
480
00:32:46,734 --> 00:32:48,539
- I don't think that...
- Exactly!
481
00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:50,525
You don't believe, I don't want you to believe anything.
482
00:32:50,652 --> 00:32:52,906
I want you to do as I said,
give them a night off.
483
00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,984
- Go and do as I say.
- Yes, captain...
484
00:32:56,313 --> 00:32:57,890
Idiot!
485
00:33:01,711 --> 00:33:03,906
The shoes are not
make you go so fast.
486
00:33:03,977 --> 00:33:06,453
Lean on me, I'm almost there.
487
00:33:06,547 --> 00:33:08,593
You said you found a fun place,
488
00:33:08,757 --> 00:33:12,540
not that we will have to worry
forced to get there.
489
00:33:12,664 --> 00:33:14,221
Do you understand what I mean?
490
00:33:14,322 --> 00:33:16,322
Trust me, it's very romantic.
491
00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:19,516
What is so special about this walk?
492
00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:22,289
Do me a favor, he closes his eyes.
493
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,921
Okay, I don't see anything anyway.
494
00:33:25,062 --> 00:33:27,281
close your eyes, okay?
495
00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:32,078
Don't wink.
496
00:33:32,766 --> 00:33:35,602
You'd better not do anything perverted.
497
00:33:38,152 --> 00:33:40,719
Okay, you can open your eyes.
498
00:33:42,445 --> 00:33:44,675
God, it's wonderful!
499
00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:47,625
Did you do this for me?
500
00:33:47,797 --> 00:33:48,805
Yes?
501
00:33:51,102 --> 00:33:53,086
Dinner for two, miss.
502
00:33:55,181 --> 00:33:58,398
I'm telling you, I'm tired of hanging
women for you, okay?
503
00:33:59,547 --> 00:34:02,047
Now we will find some situations to solve.
504
00:34:03,946 --> 00:34:05,570
Man, look at this.
505
00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,851
Get out, this is my bar!
506
00:34:09,937 --> 00:34:11,875
It's not anymore!
507
00:34:15,799 --> 00:34:17,375
Did you see that chick?
508
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,919
He just threw the man out of the bar.
509
00:34:20,122 --> 00:34:22,614
Yeah man I was ready to
pour this damn beer.
510
00:34:22,859 --> 00:34:24,594
Come on, let's go there.
511
00:34:24,711 --> 00:34:26,571
Listen, Mr. Black Gable.
512
00:34:27,318 --> 00:34:29,381
It's a ��r�noi bar.
513
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,110
If you go in there, you'll have to extract them
514
00:34:31,134 --> 00:34:33,253
surgically a boot of
scream from the hole in the ass.
515
00:34:33,523 --> 00:34:35,386
Have you seen "48 hours"?
516
00:34:35,499 --> 00:34:37,981
If Eddie Murphy can
to do it, so can I.
517
00:34:38,106 --> 00:34:40,680
I bet the rest on a hundred dollars
that you don't last five minutes.
518
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,996
It's done, dear.
519
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,321
My man, can you give me one
"Black Russian", please?
520
00:34:59,027 --> 00:35:00,835
What did you say, boy?
521
00:35:00,992 --> 00:35:03,352
I want a "Black Russian".
522
00:35:04,242 --> 00:35:06,687
Don't you know that there are no blacks in Russia?
523
00:35:08,336 --> 00:35:10,753
Maybe you should take it
chocolate milk instead.
524
00:35:11,132 --> 00:35:12,992
I don't think you heard me.
525
00:35:13,203 --> 00:35:16,703
I said I wanted a "Black Russian".
526
00:35:17,044 --> 00:35:19,055
I don't know how to make this drink.
527
00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:20,578
You know, Billy Bob?
528
00:35:20,602 --> 00:35:23,780
I think you're getting a scumbag
black you crush his head
529
00:35:23,882 --> 00:35:26,316
And squeeze their brains into a glass.
530
00:35:27,530 --> 00:35:29,836
This is very funny.
531
00:35:30,655 --> 00:35:32,436
You squeeze my brains into a glass.
532
00:35:39,034 --> 00:35:41,242
You do not realize what you are talking about
533
00:35:41,398 --> 00:35:44,521
with a police officer.
534
00:35:46,359 --> 00:35:47,780
What do you want to do policeman?
535
00:35:47,805 --> 00:35:49,814
To offend us with that smell of yours?
536
00:35:50,431 --> 00:35:52,203
I'm going to arrest you monkeys.
537
00:35:52,344 --> 00:35:54,844
Guys, I say tie his hands up
538
00:35:54,969 --> 00:35:57,102
and use it like a fork.
539
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,360
You should get a scythe too, Billy Bob.
540
00:35:59,573 --> 00:36:02,906
Better cut off his hands
and we feed the couple with it.
541
00:36:04,851 --> 00:36:08,406
You really believed that
am i a police officer
542
00:36:08,789 --> 00:36:10,789
I have this rare mental illness
543
00:36:10,828 --> 00:36:13,148
which makes me think I am
a lot of different people.
544
00:36:14,891 --> 00:36:17,008
You wouldn't harm one
sick people, aren't they?
545
00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:20,562
Get your hands on them, boys.
546
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:27,755
You are doing great
partner, keep it that way.
547
00:36:29,862 --> 00:36:31,398
Is that your partner?
548
00:36:31,609 --> 00:36:33,516
Yes, it is, why?
549
00:36:39,456 --> 00:36:41,081
OK!
550
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:47,163
- Are you feeling well?
- I think so...
551
00:36:48,109 --> 00:36:49,875
Give me that hundred dollars.
552
00:37:02,812 --> 00:37:06,313
Take your hands out from under you
blanket, disgusting animal!
553
00:37:06,344 --> 00:37:07,816
You don't understand...
554
00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:11,078
I understood very well!
555
00:37:12,409 --> 00:37:16,414
You know what I do to boys
who plays with this thing?
556
00:37:16,913 --> 00:37:19,727
I didn't do that, I swear
we only train for shooting.
557
00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:21,039
Really?
558
00:37:21,665 --> 00:37:23,875
Maybe you need a little help
559
00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:26,313
to find your target, okay?
560
00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:58,438
I want to ride on your lawn.
561
00:37:59,268 --> 00:38:00,805
You are like steel.
562
00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:02,656
God!
563
00:38:24,889 --> 00:38:26,578
So be it!
564
00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:28,070
This is Larry the Lobster.
565
00:38:28,834 --> 00:38:30,381
Hi guys.
566
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,616
Nice evening for a walk, isn't it?
567
00:38:32,733 --> 00:38:34,796
That's exactly what we were thinking.
568
00:38:36,109 --> 00:38:37,930
Isn't it time to go, dear?
569
00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:40,736
That's right, Tommy is my husband.
570
00:38:40,815 --> 00:38:43,039
- I'm worried, aren't you Steve?
- It's a green beret.
571
00:38:43,547 --> 00:38:46,117
He's a tough bastard, probably
that they are looking for us right now.
572
00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:49,441
Your husband really likes it
do it in public, don't you?
573
00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:51,130
The last time I saw them
574
00:38:51,210 --> 00:38:53,982
he had eight curled legs
around the mayor's face.
575
00:38:55,010 --> 00:38:56,492
was it you
576
00:38:56,523 --> 00:38:58,250
Did I say something I shouldn't?
577
00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:01,670
How about coming with us
to discuss this at dinner.
578
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:07,707
Let's go dear, we don't want to
We're late for snacks, aren't we?
579
00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:12,656
Come with me, dear.
580
00:39:25,870 --> 00:39:28,233
She will sleep with your husband
and he has to fight to the death.
581
00:39:28,938 --> 00:39:32,719
I think you don't mind if the rest
the boys are having fun with you.
582
00:39:34,602 --> 00:39:36,250
Hey, I know...
583
00:39:36,281 --> 00:39:38,039
We can take you to the desert.
584
00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:42,372
We will cover his body with pepper and a s
we chase you behind our motorcycles.
585
00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:49,367
I would say to tie her feet
and feed it to the tarantulas.
586
00:39:52,393 --> 00:39:54,273
I didn't say that.
587
00:39:55,009 --> 00:39:57,656
- Do you think I'm sick?
- Yes...
588
00:39:57,922 --> 00:39:59,182
- Oh no!
- Yes...
589
00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:00,447
- Oh no!
- Well, yes.
590
00:40:00,524 --> 00:40:01,743
- Oh no!
- Yes...
591
00:40:01,815 --> 00:40:03,041
- Oh no!
- Well, yes.
592
00:40:03,102 --> 00:40:04,313
- Oh no!
- Yes...
593
00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,086
See...
594
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,264
Well yes!
595
00:40:18,909 --> 00:40:20,153
Oh no!
596
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:21,426
- Yes!
- Oh no!
597
00:40:21,472 --> 00:40:22,754
- Yes!
- Oh no!
598
00:40:22,794 --> 00:40:24,005
- Yes!
- Oh no!
599
00:40:53,281 --> 00:40:54,593
I know what you're thinking.
600
00:40:54,906 --> 00:40:56,820
You think if I fired six bullets
601
00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,156
or only five.
602
00:41:00,702 --> 00:41:02,898
Are you feeling lucky, you bastard?
603
00:41:03,039 --> 00:41:04,164
There were six.
604
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:05,281
You fired six bullets.
605
00:41:05,813 --> 00:41:08,172
They seemed five because
two� were very close.
606
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,414
what are you saying
607
00:41:09,969 --> 00:41:12,050
He is right, I found the sixth bullet.
608
00:41:12,302 --> 00:41:14,768
This little damn thing stuck
right in the window frame.
609
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,133
I think you are right.
610
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:18,587
Just kidding...
611
00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:21,219
It's exactly like in the movie, always
save one for last.
612
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,875
It would be good with that mustard
you, I have to go.
613
00:41:39,305 --> 00:41:42,891
I heard you all had a good time
great last night.
614
00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,767
inappropriate conduct,
615
00:41:45,008 --> 00:41:46,258
public nudity,
616
00:41:47,102 --> 00:41:50,555
discharging a firearm
without concern for public safety.
617
00:41:50,906 --> 00:41:52,805
I could fire you
everyone, right now.
618
00:41:53,414 --> 00:41:56,008
But I won't do that
I will give you another chance.
619
00:41:56,523 --> 00:41:57,531
Why?
620
00:41:57,891 --> 00:41:59,589
Because I'm good at heart.
621
00:42:00,266 --> 00:42:03,250
Today you have another chance
to get noticed.
622
00:42:04,102 --> 00:42:07,144
You will all go, unsupervised
623
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,692
to control the traffic.
624
00:42:18,313 --> 00:42:20,378
Hey man wanna meet up?
625
00:42:38,286 --> 00:42:40,804
- Just don't shoot a child!
- Don't do that!
626
00:42:40,982 --> 00:42:42,671
I was just kidding...
627
00:42:42,764 --> 00:42:44,047
That's a big chance, man.
628
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,297
We can easily give some fines to be
get out of the police station.
629
00:42:48,742 --> 00:42:50,656
- What's the plan?
- Look at me, man.
630
00:43:01,985 --> 00:43:03,367
The permit.
631
00:43:03,438 --> 00:43:05,572
Police officer, no
I did nothing illegal.
632
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,805
You turned right onto a
two lane street,
633
00:43:07,929 --> 00:43:09,406
that cost you 50 bucks, buddy.
634
00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:12,459
What is illegal in turning right
on a two-lane street?
635
00:43:12,536 --> 00:43:13,805
Stanley!
636
00:43:13,836 --> 00:43:15,031
Today is big.
637
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,859
It was a great day when it happened.
638
00:43:18,047 --> 00:43:20,281
A girl, maybe you don't understand
what i mean
639
00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:22,305
We also have a daughter.
640
00:43:22,828 --> 00:43:23,836
He was playing with the ball...
641
00:43:24,164 --> 00:43:26,281
He didn't see...
642
00:43:26,508 --> 00:43:28,617
How could something happen?
643
00:43:29,016 --> 00:43:30,086
He was blind...
644
00:43:30,352 --> 00:43:32,015
Then how did he play with the ball?
645
00:43:32,039 --> 00:43:33,148
Stanley!
646
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,860
The car turned right...
647
00:43:36,430 --> 00:43:37,438
He didn't even see her...
648
00:43:38,070 --> 00:43:42,207
She was such a dancer
good for break dancing.
649
00:43:42,273 --> 00:43:44,319
Aston, I was her father.
650
00:43:44,484 --> 00:43:46,227
God!
651
00:43:46,312 --> 00:43:48,213
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
652
00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:50,344
Forget the fine.
653
00:43:50,539 --> 00:43:52,766
He doesn't even write in the book.
654
00:43:52,844 --> 00:43:54,891
- It's just...
- I continue.
655
00:43:55,086 --> 00:43:57,359
Except that every penny
656
00:43:57,430 --> 00:44:00,414
goes to the orphanage for
blind break dance dancers.
657
00:44:01,352 --> 00:44:03,414
Stanley, give him some money.
658
00:44:04,395 --> 00:44:07,605
- Did you say 50 dollars, police officer?
- I couldn't...
659
00:44:08,076 --> 00:44:09,803
Look a hundred!
660
00:44:10,992 --> 00:44:12,912
God bless you, sir.
661
00:44:13,683 --> 00:44:15,031
Bless you, sir.
662
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,078
keeps the money moving...
663
00:44:21,195 --> 00:44:22,656
OK.
664
00:44:44,397 --> 00:44:46,178
Do you have a problem with alcohol, friend?
665
00:44:46,203 --> 00:44:47,258
Yes, police officer.
666
00:44:47,289 --> 00:44:49,594
I will have to confiscate this bottle.
667
00:44:49,844 --> 00:44:52,992
Police officer, don't finish it all.
668
00:44:54,211 --> 00:44:56,242
I'm going to let you go this time.
669
00:44:56,491 --> 00:44:58,180
Let it not happen again.
670
00:45:03,319 --> 00:45:05,170
Darling, I haven't seen you for a long time.
671
00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:08,234
- Do we know each other?
- Yes, in the biblical sense, dear.
672
00:45:08,671 --> 00:45:10,172
Come on, let's get this over with.
673
00:45:10,695 --> 00:45:12,414
With pleasure, dear.
674
00:45:12,849 --> 00:45:14,672
Permit, tycoon.
675
00:45:15,184 --> 00:45:18,266
Just don't expect like people
for me to take you seriously.
676
00:45:18,297 --> 00:45:20,089
Look at you, you are a whore.
677
00:45:20,773 --> 00:45:22,336
I think you are right.
678
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:24,194
So...
679
00:45:25,233 --> 00:45:26,999
What are you thinking, dear?
680
00:45:27,179 --> 00:45:29,273
Okay, what do you say
shall we go to my place?
681
00:45:30,351 --> 00:45:31,898
- It will cost you.
- How much?
682
00:45:32,403 --> 00:45:34,195
About 38 dollars.
683
00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:36,773
Here is the double price.
684
00:45:37,635 --> 00:45:39,731
And I was about to not stop you.
685
00:45:43,859 --> 00:45:45,526
Your receipt...
686
00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:51,101
Hey, girl!
687
00:45:52,865 --> 00:45:54,717
Hell, just don't wait...
688
00:45:55,516 --> 00:45:57,516
- Is that what you want, little tycoon?
- No!
689
00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:59,797
I will keep it like this until
you will need a new one.
690
00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:01,993
With compliments from Brazil.
691
00:46:02,187 --> 00:46:04,808
Take it easy, girl, I'm leaving right now.
692
00:46:25,508 --> 00:46:27,608
Did you see what I did? Now it's your turn.
693
00:46:27,705 --> 00:46:30,444
Remember, the secret is not to
let the other person take control.
694
00:46:30,469 --> 00:46:31,648
No problem.
695
00:46:38,359 --> 00:46:39,367
Hello, guys!
696
00:46:39,624 --> 00:46:41,190
Do you see the intersection over there?
697
00:46:41,378 --> 00:46:42,492
You made an illegal right turn.
698
00:46:42,586 --> 00:46:43,594
Get out of the car.
699
00:46:48,656 --> 00:46:51,023
- What's the matter, man?
- Hey, hey...
700
00:46:51,055 --> 00:46:52,383
Come on, man.
701
00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:54,094
Come on...
702
00:46:54,133 --> 00:46:56,383
Wait, I'm a policeman.
703
00:46:56,445 --> 00:46:58,266
what are you doing Damn...
704
00:47:02,630 --> 00:47:04,406
Okay, Winston.
705
00:47:04,945 --> 00:47:06,289
How did I lose control?
706
00:47:06,919 --> 00:47:08,703
What the hell did I do?
707
00:47:21,214 --> 00:47:22,883
Turn on the radar, buddy.
708
00:47:23,203 --> 00:47:25,797
- Let everyone know.
- People on fire, right?
709
00:47:25,883 --> 00:47:27,773
Mind your own business!
710
00:47:29,176 --> 00:47:30,660
Hey Susan...
711
00:47:31,094 --> 00:47:32,690
I'm not talking to you, okay?
712
00:47:34,092 --> 00:47:35,641
Come on!
713
00:47:35,734 --> 00:47:38,875
Tanya means nothing
for me, it's just that.
714
00:47:39,141 --> 00:47:42,288
And I will be one
of those things, right?
715
00:47:42,563 --> 00:47:44,189
That's not what I meant.
716
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,766
Go after him!
717
00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:50,555
What can I say, we are different.
718
00:47:50,586 --> 00:47:52,570
Fasten your seat belt, bro!
719
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,960
Do you want to shut up?
720
00:47:54,984 --> 00:47:57,100
I apologize, police officer.
721
00:47:59,945 --> 00:48:01,367
Anyway, it's not just about that.
722
00:48:01,985 --> 00:48:04,133
I really want to become a policeman.
723
00:48:04,231 --> 00:48:05,922
You are not serious about anything.
724
00:48:06,070 --> 00:48:07,808
I'm serious about you.
725
00:48:09,493 --> 00:48:10,717
Yes?
726
00:48:11,650 --> 00:48:14,326
- Shake the dice!
- So, so...
727
00:48:16,566 --> 00:48:18,032
Scumbags!
728
00:48:22,687 --> 00:48:23,734
Look...
729
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,197
I will believe you when you become
seriously about the other things.
730
00:48:27,711 --> 00:48:28,719
okay?
731
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,414
That makes a lot of sense, okay?
732
00:48:36,946 --> 00:48:38,741
Maybe I should
we hide the motorcycles.
733
00:48:38,811 --> 00:48:41,514
The cars start to slow down
before we can check them.
734
00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:44,836
Listen, that's the plan.
735
00:48:45,148 --> 00:48:47,844
From now on we will watch
only after expensive cars.
736
00:48:48,242 --> 00:48:49,250
Like those?
737
00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,587
Yes, exactly like that!
738
00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:54,000
Maybe I'll let you handle it, okay?
739
00:48:54,031 --> 00:48:55,078
Okay, buddy.
740
00:49:05,754 --> 00:49:07,430
Are you allowed to park here?
741
00:49:07,758 --> 00:49:08,766
Hell, I'm not parking.
742
00:49:09,063 --> 00:49:11,237
But what are you doing, playing cards?
743
00:49:11,266 --> 00:49:12,445
I'm waiting for my boys.
744
00:49:12,542 --> 00:49:14,977
I'm in the park looking for them
root for dinner, right?
745
00:49:16,063 --> 00:49:17,070
He collects my cows.
746
00:49:17,234 --> 00:49:19,805
I have to write to him
fine, that will cost you.
747
00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:22,492
Do you realize you are on my earth?
748
00:49:22,726 --> 00:49:24,773
It is certainly cheaper if you pay now.
749
00:49:28,172 --> 00:49:29,969
I said you are on my land!
750
00:49:30,438 --> 00:49:33,465
If you don't go, I will
I pluck you like a chicken.
751
00:49:33,826 --> 00:49:35,570
Look who's here, boys.
752
00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:38,016
It's our old friend, the one with the stick.
753
00:49:38,180 --> 00:49:39,188
That's right!
754
00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:41,867
Hi guys!
755
00:49:42,055 --> 00:49:44,680
The Texan was just telling me
that we have chicken for dinner.
756
00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:04,132
- Give me this!
- Hey!
757
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:08,551
Fantastic!
758
00:50:16,685 --> 00:50:18,554
Help, help!
759
00:50:19,319 --> 00:50:21,749
God! Someone help them!
760
00:50:25,297 --> 00:50:26,963
No, Tammy, don't do that!
761
00:50:29,397 --> 00:50:31,217
He needs help.
762
00:50:39,391 --> 00:50:40,800
God!
763
00:50:50,261 --> 00:50:51,652
is he dead
764
00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:54,026
I don't know, maybe I have to
we breathe mouth to mouth.
765
00:50:54,070 --> 00:50:55,195
What is it girls?
766
00:50:55,281 --> 00:50:57,781
Mrs. Horvaceck, the man
this was attacked by a shark.
767
00:50:57,882 --> 00:50:59,456
Back off, I'll take care of it.
768
00:51:25,807 --> 00:51:27,094
Get out of the car, buddy.
769
00:51:27,928 --> 00:51:29,713
what do you want to do
770
00:51:29,815 --> 00:51:31,489
I think you took the wrong person!
771
00:51:31,557 --> 00:51:32,677
You are under arrest!
772
00:51:32,744 --> 00:51:34,220
This is an outrage!
773
00:51:34,475 --> 00:51:37,100
- Let me go.
- Go swimming with the fish, bro.
774
00:51:42,992 --> 00:51:44,932
gross indecency,
775
00:51:45,050 --> 00:51:46,438
demanding,
776
00:51:46,469 --> 00:51:48,078
creating public panic,
777
00:51:48,153 --> 00:51:50,185
the use of the motorcycle
for personal entertainment,
778
00:51:50,432 --> 00:51:52,303
sexual harassment again
779
00:51:52,412 --> 00:51:54,295
the threat of the weapon
of a six-year-old child,
780
00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:56,570
And dressing up in a damn chicken!
781
00:51:56,672 --> 00:51:58,883
- Sergeant, I can explain...
- I'm going to squeeze your neck!
782
00:51:59,023 --> 00:52:01,540
But I won't do that, I won't do it.
783
00:52:01,939 --> 00:52:04,328
Do you know why, bro?
784
00:52:04,578 --> 00:52:06,319
Because she likes you, Sergeant?
785
00:52:10,999 --> 00:52:12,820
He wants to make you sick,
786
00:52:13,039 --> 00:52:14,047
but it's not up to me.
787
00:52:14,461 --> 00:52:16,633
Captain Magruder, believe in you.
788
00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:19,101
I don't know why, he is a saint!
789
00:52:20,045 --> 00:52:23,195
Tomorrow you will escort them
on the Governor at Claim Cove.
790
00:52:23,297 --> 00:52:25,266
- Yes!
- Calm down!
791
00:52:27,099 --> 00:52:29,567
Now, we have reason to believe that terrorists
792
00:52:29,927 --> 00:52:32,377
they will plan an attempt to
assassination of the governor,
793
00:52:32,434 --> 00:52:34,462
so we have to take
all protective measures.
794
00:52:34,547 --> 00:52:36,437
I will...
795
00:52:36,594 --> 00:52:38,662
You will have weapons.
796
00:52:41,156 --> 00:52:42,164
Sergeant...
797
00:52:43,195 --> 00:52:45,438
- Take the order.
- Javohl.
798
00:52:47,325 --> 00:52:50,793
The governor will
arrive at nine o'clock exactly.
799
00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:52,819
Gorman and Henderson will go
800
00:52:52,983 --> 00:52:55,013
to meet the governor at the airport.
801
00:52:55,094 --> 00:52:59,234
Magruder and Stonewall have s
either on duty until the time of arrival.
802
00:53:01,331 --> 00:53:04,016
I assure you they are ready, Captain.
803
00:53:04,117 --> 00:53:08,424
City hall, civil traffic brigade
it's the best thing in Claimcole.
804
00:53:08,891 --> 00:53:11,862
If I may say so,
I am a real inspiration.
805
00:53:11,916 --> 00:53:14,352
thank you harry
I was so worried.
806
00:53:14,472 --> 00:53:17,425
Don't worry primary, everything
it will go as planned.
807
00:53:17,847 --> 00:53:19,961
In fact, I can't wait to
I see the face of the governor
808
00:53:20,079 --> 00:53:22,524
when he will hear that the idea
the detachment was yours.
809
00:53:25,658 --> 00:53:28,484
- The governor's plane is late.
- How long?
810
00:53:28,969 --> 00:53:31,461
- About an hour.
- and what are we going to do for an hour?
811
00:53:36,109 --> 00:53:37,846
Steve, I'm not interested.
812
00:53:40,141 --> 00:53:42,281
-Steve!
- Susan...
813
00:53:42,492 --> 00:53:44,109
Hey, I'm coming now!
814
00:53:44,352 --> 00:53:45,570
I'm coming now!
815
00:53:45,779 --> 00:53:48,656
Everyone in escort formation!
816
00:53:48,766 --> 00:53:50,736
Say hello to the governor.
817
00:53:54,131 --> 00:53:56,670
These idiots don't want to
stop, let's go!
818
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:32,640
I have arrived, Governor.
819
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:33,977
God, he came.
820
00:54:34,073 --> 00:54:35,593
Thank you, Michael.
821
00:54:35,726 --> 00:54:38,473
- The damn airplane...
- Come on, Charles.
822
00:54:46,195 --> 00:54:47,859
Boy, what do you have to say?
823
00:54:48,094 --> 00:54:50,313
I apologize sir
it was only my fault.
824
00:54:50,633 --> 00:54:52,977
Bullshit, it was the fault
to that damned pilot.
825
00:54:53,188 --> 00:54:55,375
what are you waiting for boy
I have a speech to give.
826
00:54:55,805 --> 00:54:58,102
- Do not ignore traffic rules.
- Yes, sir.
827
00:55:15,741 --> 00:55:17,390
Captain...
828
00:55:17,449 --> 00:55:20,512
Why couldn't we use brute force?
829
00:55:20,897 --> 00:55:22,996
Because I need a big bang.
830
00:55:32,854 --> 00:55:34,534
Have they arrived yet?
831
00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:09,634
Come on!
832
00:56:14,514 --> 00:56:17,974
Welcome to Claim Cove,
Mr. Governor.
833
00:56:19,461 --> 00:56:21,500
Thanks, how are you man?
834
00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:23,820
What?
835
00:56:23,852 --> 00:56:26,797
How are you, are you okay?
I love you all, thank you.
836
00:56:26,828 --> 00:56:30,328
This is my girl.
Look at her, she's fine.
837
00:56:30,352 --> 00:56:32,983
This is the other girl and another girl.
838
00:56:33,070 --> 00:56:34,570
A lot of girls, isn't it?
839
00:56:34,647 --> 00:56:38,147
and she is my girlfriend.
How are you, are you okay?
840
00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:41,358
Come and see me soon too
let's make all the arrangements.
841
00:56:45,088 --> 00:56:47,001
It's not the governor.
842
00:56:51,492 --> 00:56:53,527
- Hurry up.
- The dress got stuck.
843
00:56:54,476 --> 00:56:56,208
You're going too slow, boy.
844
00:56:56,351 --> 00:56:58,600
It would be just as dangerous
if you go too fast.
845
00:56:58,906 --> 00:57:01,393
remember, safety on
road always comes first.
846
00:57:01,533 --> 00:57:03,002
Yes, sir.
847
00:57:03,236 --> 00:57:06,599
Charles, the mayor said he would
we are escorted by motorcycles.
848
00:57:10,472 --> 00:57:11,816
where do i go
849
00:57:11,874 --> 00:57:14,513
Come on, idiots, let's go.
850
00:57:22,716 --> 00:57:24,429
Okay, okay, here it comes.
851
00:57:24,505 --> 00:57:26,324
Be prepared, Stonewall.
852
00:57:27,336 --> 00:57:29,914
Boy, I think this car is
convertible, lift the hood.
853
00:57:30,054 --> 00:57:31,791
I can't, sir, for safety reasons��.
854
00:57:31,930 --> 00:57:33,906
To hell with security, lift the hood.
855
00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,759
This cursed insubordination.
856
00:57:35,897 --> 00:57:37,654
Calm down, dear, look at that.
857
00:57:59,047 --> 00:58:01,103
You are sure we are not hitting her
nothing, isn't it?
858
00:58:01,157 --> 00:58:03,269
Sir, according to my calculations
859
00:58:03,351 --> 00:58:05,155
it will hit the window across the street.
860
00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:06,620
Good.
861
00:58:34,828 --> 00:58:36,125
It's wonderful!
862
00:58:36,281 --> 00:58:38,384
Give me this, give me this...
863
00:58:39,554 --> 00:58:41,588
We will take them, we will take them.
864
00:58:42,273 --> 00:58:44,932
Goodbye, Mayor Bagley.
865
00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:02,288
Take shelter, it's coming at us.
866
00:59:02,656 --> 00:59:04,253
I don't want to die!
867
00:59:16,122 --> 00:59:18,809
I have to notify the governor...
868
00:59:40,594 --> 00:59:42,925
Stonewall and Magruder?
869
00:59:53,779 --> 00:59:55,654
It seems that you are alive.
870
00:59:58,547 --> 01:00:00,295
You finally made it, didn't you?
871
01:00:01,649 --> 01:00:04,328
The poor primary should
resign, only because of you.
872
01:00:04,819 --> 01:00:07,125
It was the fault of the one who
shot at the governor.
873
01:00:07,164 --> 01:00:08,531
Hey, hey, hey!
874
01:00:09,641 --> 01:00:12,070
I had confidence in
you, but you disappointed me.
875
01:00:13,055 --> 01:00:15,411
But that doesn't matter anymore, does it?
876
01:00:15,609 --> 01:00:17,759
Because it's all over.
877
01:00:18,146 --> 01:00:19,826
How did it end?
878
01:00:19,909 --> 01:00:21,284
Are we fired?
879
01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:23,479
- Lay off?
- I can't believe it!
880
01:00:23,518 --> 01:00:25,111
I went through so much!
881
01:00:25,135 --> 01:00:26,766
Hey, shut up!
882
01:00:27,156 --> 01:00:28,957
Of course you are fired.
883
01:00:29,055 --> 01:00:30,891
You can't do that, Captain.
884
01:00:30,969 --> 01:00:32,601
I don't care what happens to me
885
01:00:32,656 --> 01:00:34,857
but the rest of the people toiled
on the bellies for you.
886
01:00:34,966 --> 01:00:37,273
That's it, Gorman, you heard the captain.
887
01:00:37,461 --> 01:00:39,906
Gather your things and get out of here.
888
01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:43,375
Until tomorrow morning��.
889
01:00:57,489 --> 01:01:00,070
- Yes!
- We should put up some posters.
890
01:01:00,179 --> 01:01:03,610
Let's say something like,
Magruder, the people's choice.
891
01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:05,036
It would be great!
892
01:01:05,130 --> 01:01:09,146
Everyone sings in chorus,
Magruder, Magruder...
893
01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:11,750
He is hard as a stone, fast as an arrow...
894
01:01:13,725 --> 01:01:14,984
My captain...
895
01:01:15,125 --> 01:01:17,058
What is my cake?
896
01:01:17,229 --> 01:01:19,148
- It's about recruits.
- By recruits?
897
01:01:20,422 --> 01:01:21,779
What about the recruits?
898
01:01:21,813 --> 01:01:23,830
There is nothing we can do for them.
899
01:01:23,931 --> 01:01:26,013
After all, I tried.
900
01:01:28,797 --> 01:01:31,199
Do I detect a trace of compassion?
901
01:01:32,014 --> 01:01:33,543
We could find them some jobs.
902
01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:34,788
Jobs...
903
01:01:34,866 --> 01:01:36,535
Listen to me, both of you.
904
01:01:36,968 --> 01:01:38,561
When I will be mayor
905
01:01:38,672 --> 01:01:41,729
I need a captain who
he rules the department with an iron fist.
906
01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:43,944
So instead of doing it
worry about recruits and idiots
907
01:01:44,092 --> 01:01:47,601
you should worry about
who will I choose for this job?
908
01:01:54,195 --> 01:01:55,203
meanwhile...
909
01:01:55,464 --> 01:01:58,101
I think we should give it a go
party, for the election campaign.
910
01:01:58,227 --> 01:01:59,546
A beach party�?
911
01:01:59,586 --> 01:02:02,288
Of course, with lots of wine, women and lobsters.
912
01:02:03,966 --> 01:02:05,218
Who wants lobster?
913
01:02:05,336 --> 01:02:07,526
Look at this! Who wants them?
914
01:02:08,235 --> 01:02:09,964
What should it be?
915
01:02:10,058 --> 01:02:11,735
What should it be?
916
01:02:15,813 --> 01:02:17,785
listen to me...
917
01:02:18,617 --> 01:02:20,014
Sit down!
918
01:02:20,222 --> 01:02:22,117
Make them, make them shut up.
919
01:02:23,174 --> 01:02:26,359
Attention!
920
01:02:30,132 --> 01:02:31,602
Come on, be quiet!
921
01:02:31,742 --> 01:02:33,293
Sit down!
922
01:02:33,437 --> 01:02:35,640
Come on, cheer up!
923
01:02:36,804 --> 01:02:38,452
When will I be elected mayor
924
01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:42,268
everyone will
receive a salary increase.
925
01:02:42,589 --> 01:02:44,977
Hooray!
926
01:02:45,807 --> 01:02:47,511
Okay, a big increase.
927
01:02:47,632 --> 01:02:49,648
Hooray!
928
01:02:50,859 --> 01:02:52,683
Let's go.
929
01:02:54,665 --> 01:02:56,595
When will I be elected mayor...
930
01:02:57,258 --> 01:02:59,048
I don't feel well...
931
01:03:01,494 --> 01:03:03,992
Gordon, Gordon...
932
01:03:06,788 --> 01:03:08,779
Stonewall, I think I'm sorry.
933
01:03:08,891 --> 01:03:10,796
Where did you get the lobsters?
934
01:03:10,890 --> 01:03:13,215
They were fresh, captain,
I just found them.
935
01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:16,000
A guy had just dumped them an hour ago.
936
01:03:17,671 --> 01:03:20,202
He threw them away like me
I took them and washed them...
937
01:03:35,426 --> 01:03:37,179
What are you going to do now, Brazil?
938
01:03:37,359 --> 01:03:38,976
What the hell do you think I'm going to do?
939
01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:41,176
Come on, you can't go back to this.
940
01:03:41,257 --> 01:03:43,093
Yes, said the great expert, right?
941
01:03:45,304 --> 01:03:47,297
You know, Susan, I really enjoyed it
to be a policeman.
942
01:03:47,633 --> 01:03:48,742
Yes, me too.
943
01:03:48,961 --> 01:03:52,883
For the first time in my life
I felt that I was somebody.
944
01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:55,883
Can you give me that bottle too?
945
01:03:59,943 --> 01:04:02,189
- and what are you going to do?
- I don't know.
946
01:04:02,705 --> 01:04:04,570
You know, we could find the killer there.
947
01:04:05,016 --> 01:04:07,090
We could get our jobs back.
948
01:04:07,221 --> 01:04:09,961
- I told him that I saw them.
- How come, we don't even know what he looks like.
949
01:04:10,008 --> 01:04:11,705
Magruder and Stonewall were on the roof.
950
01:04:11,790 --> 01:04:12,840
Yes, yes, yes...
951
01:04:12,865 --> 01:04:14,164
We are only wasting time.
952
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,288
Nothing is going to bring our jobs back.
953
01:04:16,981 --> 01:04:18,786
How come no one ever listens to me?
954
01:04:18,906 --> 01:04:21,169
Stop being so paranoid, Howie.
955
01:04:31,629 --> 01:04:33,383
- Dad!
- Take it easy, pumpkin.
956
01:04:33,758 --> 01:04:36,563
Recruits, we have a major crisis to solve.
957
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,687
The entire Claim Cove police force
958
01:04:39,789 --> 01:04:41,898
was eliminated by o
severe food poisoning.
959
01:04:41,953 --> 01:04:42,969
The streets are in chaos,
960
01:04:43,203 --> 01:04:44,547
shops are looted,
961
01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:47,211
innocent people are robbed by the neck.
962
01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:50,219
You are the only ones who
they can stop the criminal elements
963
01:04:50,516 --> 01:04:51,813
to destroy our city.
964
01:04:51,985 --> 01:04:53,774
We are not good enough
let's be policemen.
965
01:04:53,859 --> 01:04:55,664
Magruder said that, not me.
966
01:04:55,742 --> 01:04:58,112
Just talk like that
because you need us.
967
01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:00,897
- and tomorrow you will throw us out, mayoress.
- No, please!
968
01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:04,336
I personally assure you that it will
be reinstated in the department.
969
01:05:04,406 --> 01:05:06,867
You're not even there anymore
mayor, they won't listen to you.
970
01:05:07,148 --> 01:05:09,305
Go find other brothers.
971
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,688
bye dad
972
01:05:13,273 --> 01:05:14,777
What is this nonsense?
973
01:05:14,859 --> 01:05:16,542
Everything I heard
the last days from you
974
01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:18,509
there were complaints that
you are no longer policemen.
975
01:05:18,668 --> 01:05:21,881
And now when you have the chance
to do something good, what are you doing?
976
01:05:22,258 --> 01:05:23,459
You behave like chickens.
977
01:05:23,484 --> 01:05:24,492
I am not a chicken!
978
01:05:24,875 --> 01:05:26,757
I don't think that about
none of us, Gorman.
979
01:05:26,782 --> 01:05:28,170
Magruder was right.
980
01:05:28,443 --> 01:05:29,959
Maybe you are missing something.
981
01:05:30,995 --> 01:05:32,453
But now I don't believe that anymore.
982
01:05:33,154 --> 01:05:35,609
I think there is a reason
why do you want to be policed.
983
01:05:35,648 --> 01:05:38,316
And I think that was the reason
because you want to be different.
984
01:05:38,523 --> 01:05:41,575
Someone to guard the city
He will take care of his people.
985
01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:44,109
Someone to be a hero.
986
01:05:44,242 --> 01:05:46,608
Yes, that's it, a hero!
987
01:05:46,922 --> 01:05:48,991
ok we are with you
988
01:05:49,110 --> 01:05:50,828
but leave us with the speeches, okay?
989
01:06:21,596 --> 01:06:23,391
Holy God!
990
01:06:23,828 --> 01:06:26,648
Look who's here, the old man
our colorful friend.
991
01:06:26,789 --> 01:06:29,148
Let's fix that motorcycle, Harry.
992
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:31,119
Yes!
993
01:06:36,678 --> 01:06:38,570
God, I'd better call for help.
994
01:06:51,484 --> 01:06:53,127
He is actually a victim of sharks.
995
01:06:53,450 --> 01:06:54,873
Ladies, I need help.
996
01:06:58,918 --> 01:07:01,898
- Hey guys...
- Why don't you come and have fun?
997
01:07:05,387 --> 01:07:07,108
Hey man, look at the girls!
998
01:07:35,656 --> 01:07:37,088
Thank you ladies.
999
01:07:37,181 --> 01:07:38,563
No problem, anytime.
1000
01:07:39,739 --> 01:07:41,731
- Are you doing well, dear?
- Of course yes.
1001
01:07:45,805 --> 01:07:47,520
Clap your hands, boys.
1002
01:07:59,223 --> 01:08:00,825
Why did you do that?
1003
01:08:00,895 --> 01:08:02,508
I like that real monkey.
1004
01:08:03,654 --> 01:08:05,750
Be prepared, good people...
1005
01:08:06,367 --> 01:08:08,445
You made a big mistake
coming here boy
1006
01:08:08,494 --> 01:08:10,148
You are the one who made a mistake.
1007
01:08:10,815 --> 01:08:13,586
You are all under arrest for armed robbery.
1008
01:08:14,178 --> 01:08:17,436
Bring Billy Boy a rope to teach him
for the boy, this is what respect means.
1009
01:08:17,627 --> 01:08:20,275
I must warn you
that if you do not come in peace,
1010
01:08:20,428 --> 01:08:21,844
I will have to call my colleague
1011
01:08:22,281 --> 01:08:24,820
And I tell you so many curses,
1012
01:08:24,852 --> 01:08:27,413
that cat doesn't like to talk.
1013
01:08:27,569 --> 01:08:28,888
Did you understand?
1014
01:08:29,008 --> 01:08:31,810
- Come on, boy!
- Yes, let's let him go!
1015
01:08:32,952 --> 01:08:35,405
Well, if you want it to be,
I wanted to give you a chance.
1016
01:08:35,586 --> 01:08:37,609
I tried to be
kind and I warned you.
1017
01:08:39,844 --> 01:08:42,430
All right, Fanny, we're ready.
1018
01:08:48,201 --> 01:08:50,124
Come on, it's dinner time.
1019
01:08:50,177 --> 01:08:53,141
You will have some fillets
taranoi, from these white boys.
1020
01:08:53,289 --> 01:08:55,692
Now you have problems.
1021
01:08:55,812 --> 01:08:57,392
Stay well, girl!
1022
01:09:15,953 --> 01:09:17,879
Winston, you can relax.
1023
01:09:17,961 --> 01:09:20,015
The problem is solved.
1024
01:09:26,355 --> 01:09:27,734
Let's let him go!
1025
01:09:34,805 --> 01:09:36,195
Excuse me!
1026
01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:39,758
Guys...
1027
01:09:40,156 --> 01:09:42,203
You know what you are doing
it's wrong, isn't it?
1028
01:09:43,820 --> 01:09:46,383
Hey, wait, maybe he's right.
1029
01:09:47,086 --> 01:09:48,712
We are sorry, policeman.
1030
01:09:48,789 --> 01:09:51,959
Come on guys, let's go home
to find some constructive activities.
1031
01:09:52,076 --> 01:09:54,961
We can free our minds
And let's prepare for the future.
1032
01:09:57,273 --> 01:10:00,466
Yes, we can do something interesting.
1033
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,671
I'm going there.
1034
01:10:15,734 --> 01:10:18,119
Wait a minute, friend, it's needed
of little ingenuity.
1035
01:10:25,574 --> 01:10:26,855
So be it!
1036
01:10:26,930 --> 01:10:28,536
This is Larry the Lobster.
1037
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,100
You bastard, you made a big mistake.
1038
01:12:47,506 --> 01:12:48,710
Come on!
1039
01:12:59,305 --> 01:13:00,769
Budowski!
1040
01:13:38,217 --> 01:13:39,459
Alas!
1041
01:13:46,749 --> 01:13:48,609
Okay, scumbags.
1042
01:13:49,016 --> 01:13:50,649
You are under arrest.
1043
01:13:52,156 --> 01:13:54,202
Help, kill them!
1044
01:14:11,418 --> 01:14:12,956
Hey guys!
1045
01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,792
Do you have a hundred dollars?
1046
01:14:17,330 --> 01:14:20,009
Let's have fun!
1047
01:14:22,445 --> 01:14:25,028
- OK!
- What sweet candies!
1048
01:14:28,686 --> 01:14:30,422
Come on, jerks!
1049
01:14:30,492 --> 01:14:32,843
Make my day happy!
1050
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:35,188
Let's get out of here.
1051
01:14:38,559 --> 01:14:40,803
Hey dad, do you have anything to drink?
1052
01:14:41,154 --> 01:14:42,975
Sure, old man.
1053
01:14:49,824 --> 01:14:51,609
Cut it, you pigs!
1054
01:14:51,633 --> 01:14:53,532
Throw the knife!
1055
01:14:55,156 --> 01:14:57,984
Hey, give it back or I'll cash it in!
1056
01:14:58,608 --> 01:15:00,663
Come on, let the girl go.
1057
01:15:01,805 --> 01:15:03,481
Drop your weapons!
1058
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:07,745
- shoot them!
- Come on man...
1059
01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,890
Let's get hold of him!
1060
01:15:12,773 --> 01:15:14,408
I'm going to crack his head!
1061
01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:16,089
Come back!
1062
01:15:16,297 --> 01:15:18,089
- Come back...
- He has nowhere to escape.
1063
01:15:20,285 --> 01:15:22,250
Go after him, man!
1064
01:15:52,004 --> 01:15:53,969
No! God...
1065
01:15:56,476 --> 01:15:57,746
God!
1066
01:15:57,855 --> 01:15:59,199
Damn...
1067
01:15:59,563 --> 01:16:01,397
- Yes!
- I succeeded!
1068
01:16:01,817 --> 01:16:03,152
I succeeded...
1069
01:16:05,015 --> 01:16:06,710
OK!
1070
01:16:08,038 --> 01:16:09,611
- I did it!
- OK!
1071
01:16:12,370 --> 01:16:13,956
You are a giant...
1072
01:16:19,195 --> 01:16:20,219
at this moment
1073
01:16:20,641 --> 01:16:24,617
I am pleased to announce the establishment
1074
01:16:24,984 --> 01:16:27,719
of our new motorcycle division.
1075
01:16:28,094 --> 01:16:30,992
After only a few short
weeks of training,
1076
01:16:31,481 --> 01:16:33,406
these public-spirited citizens
1077
01:16:33,515 --> 01:16:36,843
They demonstrated their courage and devotion.
1078
01:16:37,055 --> 01:16:38,875
- and so...
- Get out of my way!
1079
01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:40,922
I have the great pleasure...
1080
01:16:40,961 --> 01:16:43,489
I can't take it anymore, I tell you the truth.
1081
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:46,138
These rascals from the police unit
1082
01:16:46,287 --> 01:16:48,227
they publicly declared themselves homosexual.
1083
01:16:48,297 --> 01:16:49,297
This is a lie!
1084
01:16:49,321 --> 01:16:51,367
They tried to assassinate the governor.
1085
01:16:51,453 --> 01:16:54,117
- They tried to blame the recruits.
- Us?
1086
01:16:54,398 --> 01:16:55,751
You are all under arrest
1087
01:16:55,813 --> 01:16:58,430
for attempted murder
of Governor Foster.
1088
01:16:58,961 --> 01:17:01,314
You are a disgrace to the uniform.
1089
01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:05,174
Captain, I know you tried
to assassinate the governor.
1090
01:17:05,393 --> 01:17:07,320
You and Sergeant Stonewall.
1091
01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:09,442
I saw them on the roof with a cannon!
1092
01:17:10,578 --> 01:17:12,664
That's a lie, Glockstien!
1093
01:17:13,867 --> 01:17:15,147
It is true!
1094
01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:18,680
Magruder thought he would be mayor
if he blames Mayor Bagley.
1095
01:17:19,336 --> 01:17:21,523
Traitorous Nazi whore!
1096
01:17:21,648 --> 01:17:25,031
You thought I was going to stay like that
Do I see this idiot becoming a captain?
1097
01:17:25,344 --> 01:17:27,858
Policemen,
arrest these people!
1098
01:17:27,999 --> 01:17:29,681
Let's get the hell out of here!
1099
01:17:33,484 --> 01:17:34,850
Faster, idiot!
1100
01:17:34,956 --> 01:17:36,636
Policeman, Glockstien!
1101
01:17:36,851 --> 01:17:38,453
With pleasure...
1102
01:17:47,617 --> 01:17:49,811
Get out of the way, this one
it is a police action!
1103
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,428
Get out of the way!
1104
01:17:55,698 --> 01:17:57,057
He's coming after us, captain!
1105
01:17:57,187 --> 01:17:59,075
Watch where you're going, idiot!
1106
01:17:59,248 --> 01:18:01,021
Come on, let's go catch them!
1107
01:18:04,484 --> 01:18:06,211
Alas!
1108
01:18:13,195 --> 01:18:15,734
I am surrounded by incompetents.
1109
01:18:15,961 --> 01:18:17,705
I apologize, sir.
1110
01:18:33,882 --> 01:18:35,778
The criminals were caught,
Mr. Judge.
1111
01:18:35,955 --> 01:18:37,500
Thank you, Constable Gorman.
1112
01:18:38,231 --> 01:18:40,895
From today all of you, good people,
1113
01:18:40,984 --> 01:18:44,438
you are officially members of
the Claimcole police department.
1114
01:18:44,524 --> 01:18:46,872
Hooray!
1115
01:18:49,387 --> 01:18:51,210
One more thing, folks!
1116
01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:53,625
I will need one
new captain of the police division.
1117
01:18:53,961 --> 01:18:57,695
I would like to recommend it
Sergeant Schicklegruber.
1118
01:18:57,883 --> 01:18:59,945
- OK!
- Hooray!
1119
01:19:03,445 --> 01:19:05,406
Where is my little Howie?
1120
01:19:39,289 --> 01:19:43,344
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Done by Raiser